The New York Mets have officially been eliminated from playoff contention—even the recent hope of a wild card spot is gone.
The regular season started with World Series aspirations for the New York Mets and their MLB record $364 million payroll, but will end with six other clubs from the NL headed to the playoffs, but not the Mets.
The team’s failure has left many Mets fans with emotional distress.
Enter the beautiful dancers at Rick’s Cabaret New York, the famous adult club known for providing the best in VIP treatment. They have a message for Mets fans.
“Reality sometime sucks,” explained Rick’s girl Fiona. “But the girls and I know how to cheer you up: it’s time for some lap dance therapy!”
Rick’s girl Cynthia said, “We know you might be depressed but we can get your mind off of the Mets failure. There are so many sexy girls at Rick’s. It’s all about fun and we will make you forget all about the Mets.”
Rick’s girl Veronica agreed, “Lap dances will make you happy! You need to see all the hot babes here! It’s really awesome. Come visit us, and let’s party and play!”
Located in the heart of midtown Manhattan (50 West 33 Street), the three story Rick’s Cabaret features VIP Suites, Luxury Sky Boxes, and a Roof Top Lounge. The top-rated Rick’s Steakhouse offers daily lunch specials, dinner, and late-night dining.
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Three Floors of Fun
VIP Suites, Deluxe Sky Boxes
Rick’s Steakhouse, Open Late
Daily Lunch Specials
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